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What Is Broken in Most Agency Sites
After auditing dozens of marketing sites the problems follow a pattern. Performance is always the first casualty.
- ⚠ 400kb+ JavaScript bundle on a page with no interactivity
- ⚠ No image optimization — 4MB hero images blocking LCP
- ⚠ Google Fonts blocking render — 600ms font download before first paint
- ⚠ No OG tags, no schema markup, no canonical URLs
Interactive Growth Calculators
< ROAS_CALCULATOR />
Enter ad spend and revenue by channel. Instantly see true ROAS, blended ROAS, and which channels are underwater.
< LTV_CAC_MODEL />
Lifetime value vs. customer acquisition cost. Payback period, break-even point, and channel efficiency scoring.
< FUNNEL_FORECASTER />
Start with impressions, model through to close. See exactly where leads are dropping off and what fixing each stage is worth.
Why Calculators Convert
Intent Signal
A visitor using your ROAS calculator is a buyer doing pre-sales research. Capture them at that moment — not after they leave.
Built-In Lead Capture
Every calculator I build includes an optional email gate: "Email these results to yourself" = email captured + results sent + follow-up sequence triggered.
Education That Sells
The calculator teaches the buyer why your service creates ROI while showing them the exact numbers for their situation. No sales pitch required.
API-Backed for Accuracy
Where calculations need real data (Google Solar potential, current ad benchmarks, market rates), I connect to live APIs so the numbers are accurate.
Embeddable Anywhere
Vite build outputs a self-contained JS bundle. Embed on WordPress, Webflow, Framer, or any page with one script tag.
Analytics Built In
Every calculator submission is a tracked event. See which inputs users provide, where they drop off, and what results they see — in your own PostgreSQL.
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